Friday, December 9, 2011

Dear Hanes

Dear Hanes,

A request.  Please create a new line of toddler briefs.  They should be yellow with black trim bearing the warning, "Caution - Floors may be slippery when wet."  It would save me a lot of time and greatly increase public safety.  Matching undershirts would also be welcome.

Many Thanks,
Father of Three

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