Chronological Index by Date of Quote
2019
March 16 - Smothered
June 15 - Ever the Optimist
December 8 - Imagine That
2018
January 4 - Butt Face
January 8 - Substitute Teacher
January 11 - The Ultimate Insult
January 8 - Substitute Teacher
January 11 - The Ultimate Insult
January 28 - Who Let You Drive?
February 1 - Family Music Night
March 7 - Dear YMCA
March 25 - Empty Cages
March 29 - Top Ramen
March 30 - Where To Begin
April 22 - Disbelief
May 21 - Nice
July 10 - So Annoying
July 28 - Blue’s Crate
August 18 -The Gophers
September 4 - Awkward
October 9 - Thirty, Maybe
October 25 - Say Your Prayers
2017
April 4 - Pretty
April 24 - You Asked
May 4 - I’m Your MOTHER
May 5 - Revenge
June 16 - Urban Dictionary
June 26 - Genealogy
July 24 - 15 Things I Never Said Before I Had Boys
May 5 - Revenge
June 16 - Urban Dictionary
June 26 - Genealogy
July 24 - 15 Things I Never Said Before I Had Boys
August 1 - Photogenic
October 12 - Spiders
October 16 - Leyendo en Español
October 30 - I Win, The End
October 30 - I Win, The End
November 5 - Toothpaste
November 6 - Guinea Pigs Day Two
November 8 - Choose Your Words Wisely
November 8 - Choose Your Words Wisely
November 9 - Beautiful Sleep
November 11 - Flashlight
November 21 - Meatloaf
November 21 - Meatloaf
November 28 - What Do You Say?
December 1 - I Want to Eat Randy
December 3 - Jesus?
December 16 - Favorites
December 25 - AM/PM
2016
January 3 - Cheapskate
February 14 - Yes
February 16 - The Best Movie Ever
March 24 - Parenting FAIL
April 25 - I Know Exactly What To Do
May 17 - Get Used To It
May 24 - Laundry
June 23 - Uncouth
June 30 - Things a Mother of Boys Would Never Say
July 1 - Eww
July 3 - The Eulogy
September 21 - Escape Plan
December 16 - Typical Teenager
December 20 - That's the Old Saying
December 16 - Favorites
December 25 - AM/PM
2016
January 3 - Cheapskate
February 14 - Yes
February 16 - The Best Movie Ever
March 24 - Parenting FAIL
April 25 - I Know Exactly What To Do
May 17 - Get Used To It
May 24 - Laundry
June 23 - Uncouth
June 30 - Things a Mother of Boys Would Never Say
July 1 - Eww
July 3 - The Eulogy
September 21 - Escape Plan
December 16 - Typical Teenager
December 20 - That's the Old Saying
December 26 - 1-2-3-4-5
2015
January 3 - St-inky
January 4 - Don't Do It
January 13 - This Day In History
January 22 - Leave it to Ethan
January 23 - The Parking Place
January 24 - Heaven and Hell
January 25 - Self-awareness
January 27 - The Lady's Man
February 11 - So Sweet
February 20 - Nutella
March 7 - Useless Chair
March 9 - Promises, Promises
March 18 - Confession
March 24 - Thanks iOS
March 31 - ISS
April 1 - No Appreciation
April 5 - Goodbye Easter Mass
2015
January 3 - St-inky
January 4 - Don't Do It
January 13 - This Day In History
January 22 - Leave it to Ethan
January 23 - The Parking Place
January 24 - Heaven and Hell
January 25 - Self-awareness
January 27 - The Lady's Man
February 11 - So Sweet
February 20 - Nutella
March 7 - Useless Chair
March 9 - Promises, Promises
March 18 - Confession
March 24 - Thanks iOS
March 31 - ISS
April 1 - No Appreciation
April 5 - Goodbye Easter Mass
April 6 - The Best Names
April 11 - Obviously
April 14 - Canine Appeal
April 20 - God's Most Famous Role
April 20 - When I Was Six
April 22 - The Smell of Sadness
April 23 - Coach
April 25 - As You Wish
April 25 - Oh, Great
April 26 - Relax
April 28 - In My Own Words
April 30 - Whew
May 5 - A Princess Riding a Unicorn Over a Rainbow to a Castle with a King and a Dragon
May 13 - Just Sayin'
May 28 - The Reptile Man
June 8 - Contact List
June 18 - Say That Again
June 23 - Not Quite an Adventure
August 4 - The Standard Plan
August 6 - Button, Button, Whose Got the Button
August 28 - Numeric Adventure
September 13 - Volume
September 16 - He's Not Wrong
September 26 - Da Rulez
September 26 - Homecoming 2015
September 26 - Stupid Teenager Tricks I
October 8 - Have License, Will Drive
October 9 - Messed Up Stuff
October 14 - Portrayals
October 15 - Phases of the Moon
November 2 - Ethans
November 4 - Halloween Candy
November 5 - Nothing Is Sacred
November 9 - Get Daft Lucky Punk
November 9 - Line of Work
November 9 - Sandwiches
November 12 - The Rug or the Cat
November 13 - Hunger
November 18 - True Story
November 19 - Planning
April 11 - Obviously
April 14 - Canine Appeal
April 20 - God's Most Famous Role
April 20 - When I Was Six
April 22 - The Smell of Sadness
April 23 - Coach
April 25 - As You Wish
April 25 - Oh, Great
April 26 - Relax
April 28 - In My Own Words
April 30 - Whew
May 5 - A Princess Riding a Unicorn Over a Rainbow to a Castle with a King and a Dragon
May 13 - Just Sayin'
May 28 - The Reptile Man
June 8 - Contact List
June 18 - Say That Again
June 23 - Not Quite an Adventure
August 4 - The Standard Plan
August 6 - Button, Button, Whose Got the Button
August 28 - Numeric Adventure
September 13 - Volume
September 16 - He's Not Wrong
September 26 - Da Rulez
September 26 - Homecoming 2015
September 26 - Stupid Teenager Tricks I
October 8 - Have License, Will Drive
October 9 - Messed Up Stuff
October 14 - Portrayals
October 15 - Phases of the Moon
November 2 - Ethans
November 4 - Halloween Candy
November 5 - Nothing Is Sacred
November 9 - Get Daft Lucky Punk
November 9 - Line of Work
November 9 - Sandwiches
November 12 - The Rug or the Cat
November 13 - Hunger
November 18 - True Story
November 19 - Planning
November 21 - The Beginning of the End
November 24 - Yummy
November 25 - Drivers Ed
November 25 - Impatience
November 26 - What I'm Thankful For
November 29 - Augmentation
November 29 - Don't Regale Us
November 30 - Stunned Silence
December - Mediocre
December 2 - Plans
December 11 - How Do You Feel About That?
December 25 - ECHO, Echo, echo
2014
January 1 - Identity Crisis
February 2 - 12th Man
February 3 - I Should Have Known
February 4 - Early Valentines
February 5 - Sizable Contributions
February 11 - First It's the Pencils
February 12 - The Gregorian Calendar
February 14 - It's a Valentine's Thing
March 10 - My Son
March 13 - Senorita
March 20 - At the Tone the Time Will Be...
March 21 - Thunder Bucket List
March 28 - Point Value
April 10 - The Middle Child
April 19 - Easter Homework
May 8 - Spotting the Problem
May 10 - The Singing Nazi
May 13 - Window to the World
May 20 - Tell It Like It Is
May 25 - Neatly Manicured Lawns
June 13 - Case In Point
June 15 - All the Things I Needed to Know
July 25 - It Is What It Is
July 25 - Older Brothers
July 28 - Predictable
August 2 - E.T.
August 3 - Profanity
August 5 - An Unusual Sense of Pride
August 7 - Sale
August 10 - Questions
August 12 - The Lights Are Off but Somebody's Home
August 15 - Dinner Menu
August 17 - Instagram
August 19 - Posse
August 20 - Candied Pants
August 21 - Mr. Chairman
August 22 - Auto Parts Store
August 25 - Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
September 2 - Dinner
September 6 - Thank You Ethan
September 9 - Attack
September 17 - Dirty Birds
September 18 - Marriage Proposal
September 20 - Weaknesses
September 22 - I Am Poem
September 23 - The Story of Ethan
October 6 - Get Your Scary Story Straight
October 6 - Sidewalk Chalk
October 6 - Weaknesses II
October 11 - Coiffure
October 16 - Sad, Sad Day
October 19 - Fight Night
October 27 - I Don't Like This Game
October 27 - Tooth Fairy
October 31 - The Mummy
November 3 - Thank You
November 10 - Anything Else
November 10 - The Old Block
November 13 - The Movies
November 14 - Nurt
November 16 - Shh...
November 17 - Word
November 19 - Shorts Weather
November 20 - Winter Weather
December 2 - Lists
November 24 - Yummy
November 25 - Drivers Ed
November 25 - Impatience
November 26 - What I'm Thankful For
November 29 - Augmentation
November 29 - Don't Regale Us
November 30 - Stunned Silence
December - Mediocre
December 2 - Plans
December 11 - How Do You Feel About That?
December 25 - ECHO, Echo, echo
2014
January 1 - Identity Crisis
February 2 - 12th Man
February 3 - I Should Have Known
February 4 - Early Valentines
February 5 - Sizable Contributions
February 11 - First It's the Pencils
February 12 - The Gregorian Calendar
February 14 - It's a Valentine's Thing
March 10 - My Son
March 13 - Senorita
March 20 - At the Tone the Time Will Be...
March 21 - Thunder Bucket List
March 28 - Point Value
April 10 - The Middle Child
April 19 - Easter Homework
May 8 - Spotting the Problem
May 10 - The Singing Nazi
May 13 - Window to the World
May 20 - Tell It Like It Is
May 25 - Neatly Manicured Lawns
June 13 - Case In Point
June 15 - All the Things I Needed to Know
July 25 - It Is What It Is
July 25 - Older Brothers
July 28 - Predictable
August 2 - E.T.
August 3 - Profanity
August 5 - An Unusual Sense of Pride
August 7 - Sale
August 10 - Questions
August 12 - The Lights Are Off but Somebody's Home
August 15 - Dinner Menu
August 17 - Instagram
August 19 - Posse
August 20 - Candied Pants
August 21 - Mr. Chairman
August 22 - Auto Parts Store
August 25 - Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
September 2 - Dinner
September 6 - Thank You Ethan
September 9 - Attack
September 17 - Dirty Birds
September 18 - Marriage Proposal
September 20 - Weaknesses
September 22 - I Am Poem
September 23 - The Story of Ethan
October 6 - Get Your Scary Story Straight
October 6 - Sidewalk Chalk
October 6 - Weaknesses II
October 11 - Coiffure
October 16 - Sad, Sad Day
October 19 - Fight Night
October 27 - I Don't Like This Game
October 27 - Tooth Fairy
October 31 - The Mummy
November 3 - Thank You
November 10 - Anything Else
November 10 - The Old Block
November 13 - The Movies
November 14 - Nurt
November 16 - Shh...
November 17 - Word
November 19 - Shorts Weather
November 20 - Winter Weather
December 2 - Lists
December 6 - Dear Tooth Fairy
December 6 - There's a Hole In My Jaw, There's a Hole In My Jaw
December 8 - Lost In Translation
December 21 - The End
December 21 - The Five Year Gap
December 23 - Christmas Cookies
2013
Circa 2013 - The Bubble Ride
January 4 - Don't Screw It Up
January 12 - Macaroni and Cheese
January 21 - New Moves
February 17 - Why Are You In My Bed?
February 18 - Commercial Interruption
February 24 - Fella's Cake Bake 2013
March 2 - Love Story
March 16 - 1-800
March 22 - Happy Mustache Day
March 22 - Synchronize Your Calendars
March 23 - Hiking
March 30 - Dying
March 31 - Easter Brunch
April 2 - Mark Your Place
May 6 - The Finer Things
May 12 - Mother's Day 2013
May 28 - Not Again
June 3 - A Load of Quack
June 3 - Call Me
June 4 - Are You Feeling It Now?
June 5 - Spoiled
June 10 - How Dumb
June 12 - A Slap In the Face
June 15 - Watch It
June 16 - Just Eat
June 16 - The Magic of Cooking
June 25 - All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from My Brother
June 25 - Measure Twice, Cut Once
July 2 - Covering Your Butt(s)
July 28 - I Feel Pretty
July 28 - Sometimes
August 22 - Say Cheese
August 28 - Minion, The
August 28 - Something's Missing
September 1 - New Flavor
September 3 - Wipe Out
September 16 - All In Your Head
September 16 - Puzzler
September 17 - Rezoning Laws
October 3 - Disgusting Love
October 5 - Mannequin Love
October 6 - Hanging Out
October 11 - Lost In His Own Museum
October 18 - Corn Maze
October 20 - Have My Cake and Eat It Too
October 20 - Your Call Cannot Be Completed As Dialed
November 13 - Potato, Potato
November 23 - Men Are From Mars
November 23 - What's New?
November 28 - Thanksgiving
November 30 - Super Sized
December 1 - Bum Rap
December 1 - Who Wears the Pants in the Family
December 7 - Rubber Band
December 16 - Happy Birthday
December 24 - Christmas Eve Communion
December 24 - The Awful Truth
2012
Circa 2012 - Bedtime SongsDecember 6 - There's a Hole In My Jaw, There's a Hole In My Jaw
December 8 - Lost In Translation
December 21 - The End
December 21 - The Five Year Gap
December 23 - Christmas Cookies
2013
Circa 2013 - The Bubble Ride
January 4 - Don't Screw It Up
January 12 - Macaroni and Cheese
January 21 - New Moves
February 17 - Why Are You In My Bed?
February 18 - Commercial Interruption
February 24 - Fella's Cake Bake 2013
March 2 - Love Story
March 16 - 1-800
March 22 - Happy Mustache Day
March 22 - Synchronize Your Calendars
March 23 - Hiking
March 30 - Dying
March 31 - Easter Brunch
April 2 - Mark Your Place
May 6 - The Finer Things
May 12 - Mother's Day 2013
May 28 - Not Again
June 3 - A Load of Quack
June 3 - Call Me
June 4 - Are You Feeling It Now?
June 5 - Spoiled
June 10 - How Dumb
June 12 - A Slap In the Face
June 15 - Watch It
June 16 - Just Eat
June 16 - The Magic of Cooking
June 25 - All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from My Brother
June 25 - Measure Twice, Cut Once
July 2 - Covering Your Butt(s)
July 28 - I Feel Pretty
July 28 - Sometimes
August 22 - Say Cheese
August 28 - Minion, The
August 28 - Something's Missing
September 1 - New Flavor
September 3 - Wipe Out
September 16 - All In Your Head
September 16 - Puzzler
September 17 - Rezoning Laws
October 3 - Disgusting Love
October 5 - Mannequin Love
October 6 - Hanging Out
October 11 - Lost In His Own Museum
October 18 - Corn Maze
October 20 - Have My Cake and Eat It Too
October 20 - Your Call Cannot Be Completed As Dialed
November 13 - Potato, Potato
November 23 - Men Are From Mars
November 23 - What's New?
November 28 - Thanksgiving
November 30 - Super Sized
December 1 - Bum Rap
December 1 - Who Wears the Pants in the Family
December 7 - Rubber Band
December 16 - Happy Birthday
December 24 - Christmas Eve Communion
December 24 - The Awful Truth
2012
January 5 - To Pee, or Not to Pee
January 7 - Only a Little
January 10 - The Two Little Pigs
January 12 - Birthday Monsters
January 12 - Our Crazy Language
January 13 - Alexander Graham Who?
January 14 - In the Altogether
January 15 - Carne Amante
January 16 - An Understanding God
January 17 - Caution: Wet Cement
January 17 - Fast Friends
January 17 - May I Help You?
January 19 - I Didn't Need to Know
January 20 - Traditions
January 21 - Strange Banner
January 22 - The Boy Whisperer
January 22 - Don't Quote Me
January 22 - Sunday Morning Scandal
January 23 - Good Story
January 27 - I Really Like Magic
January 31 - Private Caller
February 1 - Bath Time Bewilderment
February 1 - Soul Training
February 2 - Hold on to Your Meatball
February 9 - There Are Days
February 11 - Do-Over
February 12 - Advanced Planning
February 12 - Love is at Hand
February 11 - Do-Over
February 12 - Advanced Planning
February 12 - Love is at Hand
February 12 - PTTD - Post Traumatic Traveling Disorder
February 16 - A Fitting End
February 18 - A Hole New Car Ride
February 18 - Live for the Now
February 18 - Movie Madness
February 21 - Gleek
February 21 - Tuesday Morning Tussle
February 24 - PDA
February 25 - Fella's Cake Bake 2012
February 25 - Questionable Roots
February 29 - Crowded
February 29 - Literally
February 29 - Tummy Spokesman
March 1 - The French Letter
March 4 - Rewarding Good Behavior
March 5 - Science Fiction Horror Comedy
March 6 - Whoops
March 7 - Boys Are a Chore
March 7 - Favorite Things
March 7 - Wrong Answer
March 10 - Corporeal Connection
March 10 - Just Keep Walking
March 10 - No Room for Rationale
March 12 - Amazing Grace II
March 12 - Ode to a Friend
March 14 - Common Thread
March 15 - Next Time Won't You Sing With Me [Video]
March 18 - Near Death Experience
March 20 - Plan and a Half
March 27 - The Important Things In Life
March 29 - Time to Iron Your Birthday Suit
April 4 - Raised Eyebrows
April 5 - Great Mysteries
April 6 - Nice Try
April 9 - Kids' Concert, The
April 9 - Was I Talking to You?
April 10 - Sucker
April 13 - No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
April 14 - So Much for That
April 17 - Can't Get Me
April 17 - Look Dad, I Made Popcorn!
April 20 - Hello, My Name Is
April 20 - Look Who's Talking
April 22 - Corn Fields [Video]
April 22 - Corn Fields II [Video]
April 22 - Snake, Oh Snake [Video]
April 23 - Busted Again
April 23 - Cambios
April 24 - Picture It
April 27 - Just Like Me
April 30 - Easy as Pie
April 30 - Stop
May 2 - Battery Life
May 2 - Butt Why?
May 2 - Depends
May 4 - Crank Caller
May 4 - Fortune Cookie
May 5 - A Change of Genre
May 5 - Yo Mamma
May 6 - Sacred Water Closet
May 8 - Monkey Wrench
May 8 - Move Over CIA
May 9 - Proud Moment
May 10 - Sleep Timer
May 11 - Bright Future
May 11 - The New BFF
May 12 - Shut the Door
May 13 - Bamboom
May 13 - Have a Bite of This
May 13 - Stubble
May 14 - Dessert Spoon
May 16 - Party Rockets [Video]
May 17 - Hastings
May 17 - Just Lie to Me
May 17 - Perfect Example
May 17 - What They Hear
May 19 - Nuts
May 19 - PG
May 19 - PSA - Puberty
May 19 - Rules of the Game
May 19 - Twenty-five Sense
May 21 - Beep Beep
May 21 - Human Growth and Development
May 21 - Human Growth and Development II
May 21 - Missing You
May 23 - Amy Adam
May 25 - Human Growth and Development III
May 26 - Adventures in Space
May 26 - The Space Needle
May 27 - Windex
May 31 - Super
May 30 - The Never Ending Question
June 1 - Dirty Look
June 1 - Methods Engineering
June 2 - More Questions Than Answers
June 3 - Excuse Me, Miss?
June 3 - Inconvenient Education
June 5 - Be Careful What You Wish For
June 6 - Cinematic Drama
June 6 - Distracted
June 6 - Evidently
June 11 - Mistaken Identity
June 11 - Research Findings
June 15 - The Plan
June 17 - Fathers' Day
June 18 - Smarter Than a 5th Grader
June 20 - Thumbs Up for Summer
June 24 - Here's Hoping
June 24 - Hurry Up, Quicker
June 24 - I Win
June 24 - Remind Me
June 26 - How Come?
June 26 - Zu Zu Pet Cemetery
June 28 - Just for Effect
June 28 - Permission
June 29 - Preemptive Strike
June 30 - Hula Haunting [Video]
June 30 - Laying it on Thick
June 30 - Quit Messin'
June 30 - Rain Dance [Video]
June 30 - Rain Gauge
July - Genealogical Research
July 1 - Good Talk
July 1 - Memories and Blessings
July 1 - Not Too Quiet
July 1 - Sour Makings
July 2 - Instructions
July 4 - Girl Parade
July 4 - Obsolescence
July 4 - Piranhas
July 4 - Vowel Trouble
July 7 - First Things First
July 7 - Hypyotist
July 7 - Lessons
July 11 - Ranking
July 16 - Mac 'n Cheese
July 16 - Musical Chairs
July 17 - Name That Tune
July 18 - Broken Record II
July 22 - Dandelions
July 22 - Hunters and Gatherers
July 22 - Your Attention Please
July 24 - Let's Be Honest
July 24 - Welcome to My Chair
July 25 - Bring a Map
July 26 - Cat Lover
July 29 - Not So Smooth
July 29 - Webster's
July 31 - Sick
August 3 - Rainbow
August 3 - The Final Piece of the Puzzle
August 4 - Arachnophobia
August 4 - The Babysitter
August 5 - A Matter of Interest
August 5 - Geography Lesson
August 5 - Missing You II
August 5 - Short Career
August 5 - Survey Says
August 5 - Tongue Twister
August 6 - Peanut Gallery
August 6 - The Two Wise Guys
August 6 - What Did You Say?
August 8 - Dream Killer
August 8 - Logan to English Dictionary
August 8 - Serious Business
August 8 - What Time Do You Open?
August 9 - Uncle Tim
August 11 - Literary Critic
August 14 - No Time for Chitchat
August 15 - That Sound
August 15 - Wardrobe Malfunction
August 15 - What the Neighbors Must Think
August 16 - Well It's No Wonder
August 17 - Good Decision
August 17 - Oddly Specific
August 18 - Alias
August 18 - Father of the Year
August 18 - Third Time's the Charm
August 19 - My Favorite Part
August 19 - Piano Recital
August 21 - My Favorite Part
August 22 - Brothers
August 22 - Have Your Cake and Eat it Too
August 24 - George Calling
August 24 - Sorry I Asked
August 25 - The Forever Button
August 26 - Channeling
August 28 - The Ferris Wheel
August 31 - Oldest Brother
August 31 - Ruined
August 31 - Starship 2000
September 1 - Chilly
September 1 - Fat Genie I ~ Chapter 1-3
September 1 - France
September 2 - There's a Dance for That
September 3 - Heaven
September 3 - Smash Up
September 4 - Oops
September 9 - Zoinks
September 13 - Change of Plans
September 13 - It's What's for Dinner
September 14 - Grading Scale
September 16 - Buns
September 18 - How to Speak Oy
September 24 - Dress-Down FAIL
October 2 - Whatever Works
October 4 - Best Friends and Evergreens
October 6 - Imposition
October 6 - Please
October 6 - The Speech
October 7 - Magic Words
October 8 - Break Time
October 8 - Little Tush Big Butt
October 10 - Settings
October 12 - Popular
October 12 - Silent Treatment
October 13 - Advice
October 13 - Who's In Charge?
October 14 - Decisions
October 14 - Mission Accomplished
October 17 - Heavy Artillery
October 17 - Speak Before You Think
October 20 - Nap
October 21 - Our Biggest Fans
October 21 - Santa
October 25 - You Want to go There?
October 26 - Deep Pockets
October 26 - Hallway of Doom
October 27 - Hello ADHD
October 27 - My Own Fault
October 27 - Thirsty?
October 30 - I Am the Walrus
October 31 - Liberation
October 31 - Logan's Greatest Ambition
November 2 - Optimism
November 4 - Busy
November 5 - Told You
November 6 - Crafty
November 9 - Student of the Quarter
November 10 - Tastes Like Chicken
November 10 - Toppings
November 15 - Mixed Emotions
November 16 - Prerequisites
November 17 - Listen, Do You Smell Something?
November 18 - Progress
November 22 - It's a Draw
November 22 - Thursday
November 25 - Show and Tell
November 28 - Big What Now?
November 29 - Batman Versus Skeletor
November 29 - Retrace Your Steps
December 1 - Buffet Menu
December 1 - I Spy
February 16 - A Fitting End
February 18 - A Hole New Car Ride
February 18 - Live for the Now
February 18 - Movie Madness
February 21 - Gleek
February 21 - Tuesday Morning Tussle
February 24 - PDA
February 25 - Fella's Cake Bake 2012
February 25 - Questionable Roots
February 29 - Crowded
February 29 - Literally
February 29 - Tummy Spokesman
March 1 - The French Letter
March 4 - Rewarding Good Behavior
March 5 - Science Fiction Horror Comedy
March 6 - Whoops
March 7 - Boys Are a Chore
March 7 - Favorite Things
March 7 - Wrong Answer
March 10 - Corporeal Connection
March 10 - Just Keep Walking
March 10 - No Room for Rationale
March 12 - Amazing Grace II
March 12 - Ode to a Friend
March 14 - Common Thread
March 15 - Next Time Won't You Sing With Me [Video]
March 18 - Near Death Experience
March 20 - Plan and a Half
March 27 - The Important Things In Life
March 29 - Time to Iron Your Birthday Suit
April 4 - Raised Eyebrows
April 5 - Great Mysteries
April 6 - Nice Try
April 9 - Kids' Concert, The
April 9 - Was I Talking to You?
April 10 - Sucker
April 13 - No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
April 14 - So Much for That
April 17 - Can't Get Me
April 17 - Look Dad, I Made Popcorn!
April 20 - Hello, My Name Is
April 20 - Look Who's Talking
April 22 - Corn Fields [Video]
April 22 - Corn Fields II [Video]
April 22 - Snake, Oh Snake [Video]
April 23 - Busted Again
April 23 - Cambios
April 24 - Picture It
April 27 - Just Like Me
April 30 - Easy as Pie
April 30 - Stop
May 2 - Battery Life
May 2 - Butt Why?
May 2 - Depends
May 4 - Crank Caller
May 4 - Fortune Cookie
May 5 - A Change of Genre
May 5 - Yo Mamma
May 6 - Sacred Water Closet
May 8 - Monkey Wrench
May 8 - Move Over CIA
May 9 - Proud Moment
May 10 - Sleep Timer
May 11 - Bright Future
May 11 - The New BFF
May 12 - Shut the Door
May 13 - Bamboom
May 13 - Have a Bite of This
May 13 - Stubble
May 14 - Dessert Spoon
May 16 - Party Rockets [Video]
May 17 - Hastings
May 17 - Just Lie to Me
May 17 - Perfect Example
May 17 - What They Hear
May 19 - Nuts
May 19 - PG
May 19 - PSA - Puberty
May 19 - Rules of the Game
May 19 - Twenty-five Sense
May 21 - Beep Beep
May 21 - Human Growth and Development
May 21 - Human Growth and Development II
May 21 - Missing You
May 23 - Amy Adam
May 25 - Human Growth and Development III
May 26 - Adventures in Space
May 26 - The Space Needle
May 27 - Windex
May 31 - Super
May 30 - The Never Ending Question
June 1 - Dirty Look
June 1 - Methods Engineering
June 2 - More Questions Than Answers
June 3 - Excuse Me, Miss?
June 3 - Inconvenient Education
June 5 - Be Careful What You Wish For
June 6 - Cinematic Drama
June 6 - Distracted
June 6 - Evidently
June 11 - Mistaken Identity
June 11 - Research Findings
June 15 - The Plan
June 17 - Fathers' Day
June 18 - Smarter Than a 5th Grader
June 20 - Thumbs Up for Summer
June 24 - Here's Hoping
June 24 - Hurry Up, Quicker
June 24 - I Win
June 24 - Remind Me
June 26 - How Come?
June 26 - Zu Zu Pet Cemetery
June 28 - Just for Effect
June 28 - Permission
June 29 - Preemptive Strike
June 30 - Hula Haunting [Video]
June 30 - Laying it on Thick
June 30 - Quit Messin'
June 30 - Rain Dance [Video]
June 30 - Rain Gauge
July - Genealogical Research
July 1 - Good Talk
July 1 - Memories and Blessings
July 1 - Not Too Quiet
July 1 - Sour Makings
July 2 - Instructions
July 4 - Girl Parade
July 4 - Obsolescence
July 4 - Piranhas
July 4 - Vowel Trouble
July 7 - First Things First
July 7 - Hypyotist
July 7 - Lessons
July 11 - Ranking
July 16 - Mac 'n Cheese
July 16 - Musical Chairs
July 17 - Name That Tune
July 18 - Broken Record II
July 22 - Dandelions
July 22 - Hunters and Gatherers
July 22 - Your Attention Please
July 24 - Let's Be Honest
July 24 - Welcome to My Chair
July 25 - Bring a Map
July 26 - Cat Lover
July 29 - Not So Smooth
July 29 - Webster's
July 31 - Sick
August 3 - Rainbow
August 3 - The Final Piece of the Puzzle
August 4 - Arachnophobia
August 4 - The Babysitter
August 5 - A Matter of Interest
August 5 - Geography Lesson
August 5 - Missing You II
August 5 - Short Career
August 5 - Survey Says
August 5 - Tongue Twister
August 6 - Peanut Gallery
August 6 - The Two Wise Guys
August 6 - What Did You Say?
August 8 - Dream Killer
August 8 - Logan to English Dictionary
August 8 - Serious Business
August 8 - What Time Do You Open?
August 9 - Uncle Tim
August 11 - Literary Critic
August 14 - No Time for Chitchat
August 15 - That Sound
August 15 - Wardrobe Malfunction
August 15 - What the Neighbors Must Think
August 16 - Well It's No Wonder
August 17 - Good Decision
August 17 - Oddly Specific
August 18 - Alias
August 18 - Father of the Year
August 18 - Third Time's the Charm
August 19 - My Favorite Part
August 19 - Piano Recital
August 21 - My Favorite Part
August 22 - Brothers
August 22 - Have Your Cake and Eat it Too
August 24 - George Calling
August 24 - Sorry I Asked
August 25 - The Forever Button
August 26 - Channeling
August 28 - The Ferris Wheel
August 31 - Oldest Brother
August 31 - Ruined
August 31 - Starship 2000
September 1 - Chilly
September 1 - Fat Genie I ~ Chapter 1-3
September 1 - France
September 2 - There's a Dance for That
September 3 - Heaven
September 3 - Smash Up
September 4 - Oops
September 9 - Zoinks
September 13 - Change of Plans
September 13 - It's What's for Dinner
September 14 - Grading Scale
September 16 - Buns
September 18 - How to Speak Oy
September 24 - Dress-Down FAIL
October 2 - Whatever Works
October 4 - Best Friends and Evergreens
October 6 - Imposition
October 6 - Please
October 6 - The Speech
October 7 - Magic Words
October 8 - Break Time
October 8 - Little Tush Big Butt
October 10 - Settings
October 12 - Popular
October 12 - Silent Treatment
October 13 - Advice
October 13 - Who's In Charge?
October 14 - Decisions
October 14 - Mission Accomplished
October 17 - Heavy Artillery
October 17 - Speak Before You Think
October 20 - Nap
October 21 - Our Biggest Fans
October 21 - Santa
October 25 - You Want to go There?
October 26 - Deep Pockets
October 26 - Hallway of Doom
October 27 - Hello ADHD
October 27 - My Own Fault
October 27 - Thirsty?
October 30 - I Am the Walrus
October 31 - Liberation
October 31 - Logan's Greatest Ambition
November 2 - Optimism
November 4 - Busy
November 5 - Told You
November 6 - Crafty
November 9 - Student of the Quarter
November 10 - Tastes Like Chicken
November 10 - Toppings
November 15 - Mixed Emotions
November 16 - Prerequisites
November 17 - Listen, Do You Smell Something?
November 18 - Progress
November 22 - It's a Draw
November 22 - Thursday
November 25 - Show and Tell
November 28 - Big What Now?
November 29 - Batman Versus Skeletor
November 29 - Retrace Your Steps
December 1 - Buffet Menu
December 1 - I Spy
December 4 - I Knew It
December 5 - Listening Ears
December 6 - Feeding Time at the Zoo
December 14 - Text-Rated
December 21 - Mrs. Nutty
December 21 - Periodicals
December 23 - Christmas on Tuesday
December 24 - Christmas Eve Mass
December 25 - When You're Right, You're Right
December 31 - Wolf Blitzer
2011
Circa 2011 - Good News
February 23 - Welcome to My World
February 26 - Fella's Cake Bake 2011
February 27 - High Brow Cuisine
March 3 - How Many, How Much?
March 4 - Mad Scientist Career Path [Video]
March 5 - 21st Century
March 20 - Fingernails
Spring - Young American Poetry Digest 2011
April 14 - I Hope This is a Solo
August 22 - Punch Card
August 25 - Wait and See
August 31 - Roget...You Missed One
September 1 - Proper Greetings
September 8 - Roll Call
September 8 - Roll Call (with comments)
September 12 - Traumatic Colored Glasses
September 14 - Incensed
September 15 - In the Beginning...
September 17 - Doing It Wrong
September 17 - Ethan Got an Idea
September 18 - What's Going On?
September 20 - That's a Wrap
September 22 - I Don't Think Ethan Knows What That Means
September 24- Once Upon a Time
September 27 - Nice and Creepy
September 29 - I Just Burned Myself
September 29 - Stream of Consciousness
October 1 - Dog License
October 4 - A State of Wild Disorder
October 4 - Suddenly There Came an Epiphany?
October 7 - The Task at Hand
October 8 - No Shirt, No Pants, No Service
October 16 - How Old is Old?
October 20 - Highway to Heaven
October 21 - The Plastic Menagerie
October 23 - Love Thy Neighbor
October 28 - The Well Organized Mind
October 29 - Christmas Carols
December 5 - Listening Ears
December 6 - Feeding Time at the Zoo
December 14 - Text-Rated
December 21 - Mrs. Nutty
December 21 - Periodicals
December 23 - Christmas on Tuesday
December 24 - Christmas Eve Mass
December 25 - When You're Right, You're Right
December 31 - Wolf Blitzer
2011
Circa 2011 - Good News
February 23 - Welcome to My World
February 26 - Fella's Cake Bake 2011
February 27 - High Brow Cuisine
March 3 - How Many, How Much?
March 4 - Mad Scientist Career Path [Video]
March 5 - 21st Century
March 20 - Fingernails
Spring - Young American Poetry Digest 2011
April 14 - I Hope This is a Solo
August 22 - Punch Card
August 25 - Wait and See
August 31 - Roget...You Missed One
September 1 - Proper Greetings
September 8 - Roll Call
September 8 - Roll Call (with comments)
September 12 - Traumatic Colored Glasses
September 14 - Incensed
September 15 - In the Beginning...
September 17 - Doing It Wrong
September 17 - Ethan Got an Idea
September 18 - What's Going On?
September 20 - That's a Wrap
September 22 - I Don't Think Ethan Knows What That Means
September 24- Once Upon a Time
September 27 - Nice and Creepy
September 29 - I Just Burned Myself
September 29 - Stream of Consciousness
October 1 - Dog License
October 4 - A State of Wild Disorder
October 4 - Suddenly There Came an Epiphany?
October 7 - The Task at Hand
October 8 - No Shirt, No Pants, No Service
October 16 - How Old is Old?
October 20 - Highway to Heaven
October 21 - The Plastic Menagerie
October 23 - Love Thy Neighbor
October 28 - The Well Organized Mind
October 29 - Christmas Carols
October 29 - The Meanest Guy
October 30 - Starbucks
October 31 - I'm Sensing a Theme
November 2 - Dear Library
November 3 - Plastic Man
November 3 - Stupid, Stupid Man
November 5 - And on That Note...
November 6 - Here Kitty Kitty...Litter
November 6 - Unholy Cow!
November 7 - School Pictures FAIL
November 8 - School Pictures FAIL...Again
November 9 - Ventriloquist Dummy
November 12 - New from Hasbro
November 16 - Apologies for my Stupidity
November 17 - Varying Degrees of Interest
November 21 - Mandatory Play
November 22 - [Update] And on That Note... [Video]
November 24 - My Favorite Game
November 24 - My Favorite Game - Part 2
November 27 - Wilson
November 29 - My One and Only-est
November 29 - Well, You Got Me There
November 30 - Reconciliation
December 1 - Just Desserts
December 1 - Orchestra Concert
December 3 - Oh Poop!
December 6 - Hineysight is 20/20
December 9 - Dear Hanes
December 11 - Kitty Capers
December 11 - Three Minutes
December 14 - Forever is a Long Time
December 14 - Ornaments
December 14 - Um, Logan Has a Question
December 19 - Say What?
December 20 - Broken Record
December 20 - Colorful Thoughts
December 22 - Uh Oh!
December 24 - Communion Whine
October 30 - Starbucks
October 31 - I'm Sensing a Theme
November 2 - Dear Library
November 3 - Plastic Man
November 3 - Stupid, Stupid Man
November 5 - And on That Note...
November 6 - Here Kitty Kitty...Litter
November 6 - Unholy Cow!
November 7 - School Pictures FAIL
November 8 - School Pictures FAIL...Again
November 9 - Ventriloquist Dummy
November 12 - New from Hasbro
November 16 - Apologies for my Stupidity
November 17 - Varying Degrees of Interest
November 21 - Mandatory Play
November 22 - [Update] And on That Note... [Video]
November 24 - My Favorite Game
November 24 - My Favorite Game - Part 2
November 27 - Wilson
November 29 - My One and Only-est
November 29 - Well, You Got Me There
November 30 - Reconciliation
December 1 - Just Desserts
December 1 - Orchestra Concert
December 3 - Oh Poop!
December 6 - Hineysight is 20/20
December 9 - Dear Hanes
December 11 - Kitty Capers
December 11 - Three Minutes
December 14 - Forever is a Long Time
December 14 - Ornaments
December 14 - Um, Logan Has a Question
December 19 - Say What?
December 20 - Broken Record
December 20 - Colorful Thoughts
December 22 - Uh Oh!
December 24 - Communion Whine
December 24 - Even Cougars Can Like Purple
December 24 - Magic Reindeer Food
December 24 - Old People Are Crafty
December 25 - Christmas Crackers
December 25 - Get With It, Grandma!
December 26 - Eclectica
December 28 - Quarter to Three
2010
Circa 2010 - FBI Most Wanted
Circa 2010 - Penguins Like Me
Circa 2010 - Who Are You Waving At
January 4 - Tuesdays With Ethan
February 27 - Fella's Cake Bake 2010
April 3 - Happy Keister
May 6 - The Notebook
May 21 - Stupid Cat Food Games
June 14 - A Million Questions
July 3 - Cuffed
October 3 - Sincerely, Ethan
October 26 - The Great Pumpkin
2009
Circa 2009 - Not So Hot Lunch
January 15 - Strict Letter
January 16 - The Heart of the Matter
January 20 - Double Jeopardy
January 21 - Teletubbies
January 29 - C is for Cookie
February 7 - A Whole Different Slice
February 23 - Excuses, Excuses
March 6 - Innovative
March 30 - Multilingual
April 24 - Glad I Could Help
April 28 - Guinness Book of What Kind of Records?
May 3 - How Are They Gonna Know?
July 20 - The Green Mist
July 27 - The Story of Power World
November 28 - 1st Grade Math
December 25 - Merry Christmas
2008
Circa 2008 - I Have Other Plans
January 22 - Roommates
February 7 - Sometimes I Dream
February 7 - There Is No Plan B
December 24 - Magic Reindeer Food
December 24 - Old People Are Crafty
December 25 - Christmas Crackers
December 25 - Get With It, Grandma!
December 26 - Eclectica
December 28 - Quarter to Three
2010
Circa 2010 - FBI Most Wanted
Circa 2010 - Penguins Like Me
Circa 2010 - Who Are You Waving At
January 4 - Tuesdays With Ethan
February 27 - Fella's Cake Bake 2010
April 3 - Happy Keister
May 6 - The Notebook
May 21 - Stupid Cat Food Games
June 14 - A Million Questions
July 3 - Cuffed
October 3 - Sincerely, Ethan
October 26 - The Great Pumpkin
2009
Circa 2009 - Not So Hot Lunch
January 15 - Strict Letter
January 16 - The Heart of the Matter
January 20 - Double Jeopardy
January 21 - Teletubbies
January 29 - C is for Cookie
February 7 - A Whole Different Slice
February 23 - Excuses, Excuses
March 6 - Innovative
March 30 - Multilingual
April 24 - Glad I Could Help
April 28 - Guinness Book of What Kind of Records?
May 3 - How Are They Gonna Know?
July 20 - The Green Mist
July 27 - The Story of Power World
November 28 - 1st Grade Math
December 25 - Merry Christmas
2008
Circa 2008 - I Have Other Plans
January 22 - Roommates
February 7 - Sometimes I Dream
February 7 - There Is No Plan B
June - You’re Welcome
June 16 - My Favorite Letter
June 18 - Bronco Brouhaha
June 22 - Bluescarries
June 22 - Pay Attention, Please
June 22 - Wrong
August 8 - An Elite Group
October 7 - A Mind of Its Own
October 9 - Whew, I Passed
October 14 - Moustache
October 15 - Sidetracked
October 20 - I Need to Find a Place
October 30 - Amazing Grace
November 27 - Ready to Rock
December 24 - Poor Jesus
December 24 - You're Gonna Kill Me, You're Gonna Kill Me
2007
February 26 - Sweet
March 26 - Give Up the Ghost
April 23 - Really Young Love
June 29 - Stupid Cool
July 12 - Let's run through this one more time...
July 26 - May I Push Your Buttons?
December 24 - Extra Special
December 24 - Let Me Set the Scene
2006
Circa 2006 - Little Kitty Angel
January 4 - And There Was Much Gnashing of Teeth
January 8 - Had You Been Wondering
January 11 - You've Got Male
January 12 - North Africa
February 2 - Inspector General
February 4 - Animal Expert
February 22 - It's Good to Have a Plan
June 16 - My Favorite Letter
June 18 - Bronco Brouhaha
June 22 - Bluescarries
June 22 - Pay Attention, Please
June 22 - Wrong
August 8 - An Elite Group
October 7 - A Mind of Its Own
October 9 - Whew, I Passed
October 14 - Moustache
October 15 - Sidetracked
October 20 - I Need to Find a Place
October 30 - Amazing Grace
November 27 - Ready to Rock
December 24 - Poor Jesus
December 24 - You're Gonna Kill Me, You're Gonna Kill Me
2007
February 26 - Sweet
March 26 - Give Up the Ghost
April 23 - Really Young Love
June 29 - Stupid Cool
July 12 - Let's run through this one more time...
July 26 - May I Push Your Buttons?
December 24 - Extra Special
December 24 - Let Me Set the Scene
2006
Circa 2006 - Little Kitty Angel
January 4 - And There Was Much Gnashing of Teeth
January 8 - Had You Been Wondering
January 11 - You've Got Male
January 12 - North Africa
February 2 - Inspector General
February 4 - Animal Expert
February 22 - It's Good to Have a Plan
March 20 - How to Read the Room
March 23 - 5-Year-Old-Math
May 26 - Conversational Tactics
July 29 - Brotherly Love
August 25 - The Mean One
August 28 - Growing Up
August 28 - Hey, That's My Line!
October 27 - What Are You?
November 5 - Well...Almost
November 19 - Eat Your Heart Out, Dr. Seuss
November 20 - A Sense of Accomplishment
November 21 - The Automated Checker
November 22 - Cooper, the Cat
2005
June 10 - Think Again
June 17 - Animal Crackers
June 19 - Rainin'
August 30 - Age Appropriate
August 30 - AKA
October 19 - Done and Done
October 24 - I'm Sorry I Yelled
November 5 - Hook, Line and Stinker
November 20 - Multiple Choice
November 20 - Perception Is Reality
2004
Winter 2004/2005 - What Happened Guy?
January 19 - Round 'n Round
April 26 - I'm Busy
April 29 - Remember?
May 18 - Team Ashley
June 18 - Common Ground
August 25 - Bless This Food
March 23 - 5-Year-Old-Math
May 26 - Conversational Tactics
July 29 - Brotherly Love
August 25 - The Mean One
August 28 - Growing Up
August 28 - Hey, That's My Line!
October 27 - What Are You?
November 5 - Well...Almost
November 19 - Eat Your Heart Out, Dr. Seuss
November 20 - A Sense of Accomplishment
November 21 - The Automated Checker
November 22 - Cooper, the Cat
2005
June 10 - Think Again
June 17 - Animal Crackers
June 19 - Rainin'
August 30 - Age Appropriate
August 30 - AKA
October 19 - Done and Done
October 24 - I'm Sorry I Yelled
November 5 - Hook, Line and Stinker
November 20 - Multiple Choice
November 20 - Perception Is Reality
2004
Winter 2004/2005 - What Happened Guy?
January 19 - Round 'n Round
April 26 - I'm Busy
April 29 - Remember?
May 18 - Team Ashley
June 18 - Common Ground
August 25 - Bless This Food
October 8 - The World at Age Three
November 12 - Cheeky Monkey
December 22 - Everyone's a Critic
2003
May 3 - Trouble
August 14 - Let This Be a Lesson
August 17 - Rebuttal
August 25 - Real World Problems
October 1 - Knees
October 5 - The Holy Ghost
October 21 - Piece of Cake?
November 11 - Aquatic Adventures
November 11 - Lullaby-bye
November 12 - Cheeky Monkey
December 22 - Everyone's a Critic
2003
May 3 - Trouble
August 14 - Let This Be a Lesson
August 17 - Rebuttal
August 25 - Real World Problems
October 1 - Knees
October 5 - The Holy Ghost
October 21 - Piece of Cake?
November 11 - Aquatic Adventures
November 11 - Lullaby-bye
December 19 - Mighty Oaks From Little Acorns Grow
2002
Circa 2002 - Seattle
1946
Circa 1946 - Piece and Quiet
2002
Circa 2002 - Seattle
1946
Circa 1946 - Piece and Quiet
