"Dad? Can you call me when you're on your way home?"No, but your mother and I would be happy to sneak in the back door, down the stairs and burst into the family room to catch you playing video games when you're not supposed to be. Oh, and scare the pants off you. I'll bring a rag and some Spot Shot in case you wet yourself.
This is not the first time I have received this telephone request.
- 3 June 2013
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