Really?
I am completely without a thought on this subject. With the exception of numbers one and three, I don't remember any of these being a "thing" when I was in high school. The fact that the school had to send these notices out ahead of the Homecoming dance certainly wasn't. Perhaps my wife is right and I did live under a rock.
And now, as though I wasn't feeling unsettled enough, thanks to www.urbandictionary.com and their handy little app, I am all too familiar with each and every one of these terms and the accompanying unbidden mental images, none of which make me any more comfortable as a father (even of boys).
Should, God forbid, a rule be broken and we receive a call, the only form of punishment I can conceive of having any effect on him whatsoever is reading aloud the definition of the offense and then demonstrating it with his mother. He won't be able to unsee that!
I am completely without a thought on this subject. With the exception of numbers one and three, I don't remember any of these being a "thing" when I was in high school. The fact that the school had to send these notices out ahead of the Homecoming dance certainly wasn't. Perhaps my wife is right and I did live under a rock.
And now, as though I wasn't feeling unsettled enough, thanks to www.urbandictionary.com and their handy little app, I am all too familiar with each and every one of these terms and the accompanying unbidden mental images, none of which make me any more comfortable as a father (even of boys).
- 26 September 2015
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