If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times - nothing about my life comes as a surprise. This afternoon was no different.
If you will recall, my post from Christmas Eve 2011 brought to light the mysterious defiling of fake fruit arrangements. While many questions surrounding that incident remain unanswered to this day, we did find out one thing - there was only one grape.
Six months on, I found myself digging up some unwanted shrubbery in the back yard next to the house. The soil, being heavily laden with river rocks, produced another curious item. There, at the end of my shovel, lay not one, but three plastic green grapes, having been relocated from their previous home. Apparently, The Grape was not only uninterested in making a solo adventure of the 115 mile journey but was too tired to come into the house and opted, instead, for a dirt nap.
Oh, Ethan? I have a couple of questions.
- 2 June 2012
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