Shorts Weather

The game had ended and the Troopers had won.  Parents and spectators alike began filing out of the stands to collect their various athletes.  Ours came slowly wondering up to meet us.

"Good job out there tonight Justin," I said.

"Dad," he said with a withering glance, "you have to stop wearing those shorts."

"Why?" I inquired as a matter of interest.

"It's a million degrees below zero outside, they're too short and all of my friends are making fun of you."

And your point?

- 19 November 2014