Just Lie to Me

Honesty is the best policy.  That fact has been ingrained in our subconscious since the time we could wipe the drool from our own chins.  On the other hand, it is my assertion that, from time to time, allowances must be made for the little white lie.  Sadly, I have no one to blame but myself when I have failed to convey anything but the hard-line policy of "honesty first, honesty always."

When you're 11 years old, hanging out with your parents is just not as fun as it used to be.  Certainly, our entertainment value is degrading as I write, but that doesn't mean we are completely without any diverting qualities.  However, if you want to leave and you're going to leave, just spare our feelings and get on with it.

"You're boring.  I'm going to go chew on a fork."

Thank you, Justin.  About that white lie...now would be good.

- 17 May 2012