The Final Piece of the Puzzle

"Logan, have you seen the cat?" Ashley asked.

"Yes," he said.  A mischievous grin had appeared on his face which bordered on evil.

"Have you been torturing him again?" she inquired.

"I scared him with my blankies and rode him like a horsey.  Now he's under your bed."

Finally I understand.  The cat urinates on everything because we have literally scared the pee out of him.  It has nothing to do with revenge.

- 3 August 2012