"Was there a movie?" Ashley asked Justin, after his first day of Human Growth and Development class.Her giddy dance and crazed expression was certainly not an indication of her delight at the opportunity to, at last, repay him a small portion of eleven years worth of provocation and torment that is a boy's duty to inflict upon his parents - rather an indication of her genuine interest in her son's education. Um, yeah.
"Mom, you're making me really uncomfortable."Cue the villainous hand wringing and maniacal laughter.
My turn!
-21 May 2012
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