Bum Rap

Logan fell down the stairs and I came running, pulling him into an embrace.

"Where did you get hurt?"  I asked, kissing his head.

He pointed to his rear end, crying.

"Oh, you hurt your rumpus?  I'm sorry buddy," I said.

He shook his head and wiped his eyes.

"No, Dad, my bottom."

- 1 December 2013