Crafty

Dear Tooth Fairy,

My tooth is in my parent's room on the red flower mat on the (turn over when done) dresser.

Love,

Ethan

Luckily, the Tooth Fairy, being the crafty little devil that he is, found this note under Ethan's bed before it was too late.  We're going to end the story here and completely ignore the explanation as to what I was doing under his bed in the middle of the night in the first place...or how I had completely missed the bloody, calcareous object lying in plain view on my dresser.

- 6 November 2012