To Pee, or Not to Pee

After his bath, Logan automatically goes to the bedroom closet and gets out his "nighttime underwear" (pull-ups).

"Dad!  Dad, there's no pull-ups!  There's no pull-ups!" he shouted.

Please, please tell me that you're being proactive and that you have the last one in your hand.

Alas, no pull-ups.

"Logan, you're going to have to wear underpants to bed and you can't go potty in your bed," I told him.

After all, while we had never officially put this plan into full force and effect, many is the night he has woken up with a completely dry pull-up.  Surely this would not be too difficult.

Then the fretful potty dance began.

"Logan, did you hear me?" I asked.

"Yes," he said.

"Can you do that?" I asked with increasing skepticism.

"No," he stated.

"Why not?" I demanded.

"'Cause my body parts like tinkling."

- 5 January 2012