Thanks iOS

After the most recent iOS upgrade, something very strange occurred.  Suddenly, my wife and I were receiving all of Justin's texts both to and from his friends.  This was at once a shocking yet humorous insight into the life of this teenager.  One afternoon, while Justin was away on an orchestra trip, I received one such text at work.  Instead of ignoring it, as I usually did, I decided to play along.

The message was from Addie, a friend who was also on the orchestra trip.

"Bring us napkins, hoe!" she announced.

"No," I stated.

"Please," she begged.

"Addie, this is Mr. G, Justin's dad," I continued.

"Justin, no it's not," she replied, clearly thinking that Justin was pulling her leg.

"Go ask Justin," I encouraged.  "By the way, you spelled ho wrong."

I didn't hear any more about the napkins.

- 24 March 2015