Big What Now?

We join our characters on a typical Wednesday morning.  I have already left for work.  The boys are "ready" for school and are busily playing their standard game of Jack-Ass while Ashley is desperately trying to do her hair without interruption.

"Ooo, rub that in my hair," Ethan said, passing by the bathroom and catching sight of the can.

"No, I don't think so," Ashley said.  There was undoubtedly a "who do you think you're kidding" look that I wish I could have been there to see.

"You're right.  My hair is already big and sexy," he replied, running both hands through his hair and shaking his rear end.

Yikes.

- 28 November 2012