Augmentation

Ethan and Logan were arguing about whose allowance was bigger.  Logan was certain that, if his brother was earning ten dollars, his would be at least that much.

"How much do I get a Friday?" he asked me.

"Two dollars," I said.

"Aww.  Is there a way I can plusen that?"

Snicker.

You can start by never saying that "word" again.

- 29 November 2015