Friday, January 23, 2015

Roll Call

Looking forward to a day when 3-year-old bath time doesn't involve Penis Roll Call.  That is to say that the blanket statement, "all boys have a penis and all girls don't" doesn't seem to suffice.  Instead we have to individually go through our entire genealogy and half the city, including pets.

- 8 September 2011

  • Alicia L That's hilarious!
    September 8 at 9:29pm
  • Walla Walla Dad That's my life. It's nothing if not funny!
    September 8 at 9:31pm
  • Julie S Wait until you experience cup sliding and cup spinning...
    September 8 at 9:44pm
  • Bryn B We had the same problem when Lindsay was figuring out the difference between boys and girls. She had to confirm that a whole bunch of people had the proper parts. I hated it when she would go through the neighbors. "Does Mr. Matt have a penis?" "Yes, and now Mommy's going to have a hard time looking at him without blushing next time I see him."
    September 9 at 3:45am
  • Carrie R My nephew used to inventory boobies, which was interesting when it came to some flat chested friends.
    September 9 at 4:37am
  • Walla Walla Dad Our roll call often includes neighborhood pets as well (dead or alive).
    September 9 at 6:25am
  • Jeff R ‎"Spectacles, testicles, glasses, keys". That was my 96 year old step-father last week. It never ends.
    September 9 at 1:01pm
  • Kyra R LOL! It's my life with 3 boys, too! I've had a terrible time convincing my 3 year old that mommy doesn't have one! Public bathroom:"Mommy - I saw your penis!" No son, I'm pretty certain you didn't. Sheesh!
    September 9 at 4:37pm
  • Ashley As long as I'm not included on that list, we're good.
    September 9 at 8:57pm
  • Walla Walla Dad Hello delusional, you're in the top 4!
    September 10 at 8:45am

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