Sucker

Logan came running inside, completely out of breath, refusing to go back out and play.

"There's a huge blood-sucking spider out on the slide," he said, shaking with fear.

Logan!  We do not refer to our brothers that way, despite the undoubtedly justifiable reasoning!  Now, if you would be kind enough to invite the largest of the dead men in to see me, we will find out just how real this spider is and exactly who is afraid of spiders after all.  [insert maniacal laughter here]

- 10 April 2012