Monday, June 25, 2012

Hurry Up, Quicker

"Justin, you must stop wearing undershirts around like regular shirts.  They're too small and you have so many regular shirts.  How do I get that to happen?"
"You can't," he said, scurrying off in the opposite direction.
"Oh yes I can!"
There followed a two minute period during which Ashley presented t-shirt after t-shirt from within his dresser, only to be summarily rebuffed.
"It's just a movie, Mom, not a fashion show.  Stop!  Mom!  You're messing up all my folding."
Yes, Ashley, after all, remember his school picture.  Stop trying to make him seem like some sort of roughneck, scoundrel or hooligan.  Wait...that isn't right, is it?  Egad, I'm starting to have flashbacks.  Go get him, Ashley!

- 24 June 2012

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