Zoinks

Justin and Ethan were having one of their standard discussions in the car, when suddenly...

"I was playing this game called 'Protect My Nuts,'" Justin said.

Zoinks!  Were you now?  Only four days of middle school and this is where we are?  Back in my day, we played a similar game called Dodge Ball.  And just where was this all taking place and who were you with?

He must have caught sight of the look of suspicion on my face.

"Oh, you are a squirrel," he added, quickly.

Ah, video games.  No, my friend, I believe it is you that is the squirrel.

- 9 September 2012