Hineysight is 20/20

Logan is fully potty trained but still requires assistance with certain lavatory maneuvers.  Yesterday, Ashley found herself called into service as Logan tried to negotiate an unfamiliar toilet at school.  As she bent over to attend to the trousers and toilet seat, her glasses made a bid for freedom.

As, like a rim shot at the final buzzer, the glasses circled the lip of the bowl, there formed the most quizzical look on Logan's face.

Splash.

"Momma, why are you puttin' your glasses in the potty?  Why don't you put them on your face?"

Translation: I know you're old and I'm only three, but I have seen this before and that isn't how it works!

"I don't know, Logan.  I just don't know," she replied.

I must say, that was the best phone call received to date.  In future, however, I may choose a better spot to insert my uncontrollable hysterical laughter.  It was not well received.  Ashley, a word of advice - lanyard.

- 6 December 2011