Mission Accomplished

"Ethan, let's put Dad out of his business.  Let's not say anything funny so that he has nothing to put on his blog."

Justin sidled up to me, completely unaware that I was furiously typing every word he was saying.

"Dad!  How many blogs do you have [ready to post]?" he demanded.

"130," I replied.

"How often do you post?  Is it like once a week or once a month or what?" he asked.

"Usually, daily," I said, with an enormous grin.

"Ethan!" he shouted, rounding on his brother, "Nothing for 130 days."

"How will I survive?" Ethan moaned, casting a very distraught look over the top of his book.

You won't.

[Insert villainous hand-wringing and maniacal laughter here.]

I will never run out of material.  Thank you, by the way.

- 14 October 2012