Nap

"Dad, why do you hate me?"

Oh, for Pete's sake!   I just wanted to take my semi-annual nap.  All I did was ask you to get off of me and down off the bed.  No more screaming in my ear, breathing in my face, slobbering on my shirt and pretending that you're clapping by slapping me on the face.  I am not a tree...you are not a monkey - at least not in the traditional sense.

I hate this conversation...not you!!

- 20 October 2012