“I’m not taking a shower because all I smell is pee,” Logan announced.
“What? No you don’t. Now get in the shower,” I replied.
“Do you think I’m insane?” he asked. “The cat peed on the mat.”
“I know and I fixed that,” I assured him.
“It smells like pee,” he insisted. “Let me show you.”
He led me out of the kitchen and into the bathroom. I smelled deeply.
“That’s not pee,” I said. “That’s the vacuum cleaner. Ethan just vacuumed in here.”
Indeed, the air smelled like hot dust and burning rubber. Remind me to check the vacuum belt.
“It smells like pee,” he protested, as he continued to sniff around the room.
“I washed the mat and bleached the floor, you smell nothing, now get in the shower.”
“Now all I smell is your disbelief!” he retorted.
- 22 April 2018
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