Bum Rap

Logan fell down the stairs and I came running, pulling him into an embrace.

"Where did you get hurt?"  I asked, kissing his head.

He pointed to his rear end, crying.

"Oh, you hurt your rumpus?  I'm sorry buddy," I said.

He shook his head and wiped his eyes.

"No, Dad, my bottom."

- 1 December 2013

Sizable Contributions

"What?!"

Logan stood up and turned around, mouth agape.

"You mean the toilet survived that big giant poo?"

Sorry to disappoint you, especially if you were trying to destroy it with your five-year-old butt.

- 5 February 2014

The Gregorian Calendar

"Dad, when are we going camping?" Logan asked, excitedly.

"Sometime this summer," I said.

"How about Spring the 20th?" he suggested.

I nearly ran off the road from laughing.  Besides, I was thinking more around Summer the 15th.

- 12 February 2014

At the Tone the Time Will Be...

On the way to afternoon activities my son looked over at me.

"What o'clock is it?" he asked.

I'm not sure if I'm amused or upset that I knew exactly what he was talking about.

- 20 March 2014

Thunder Bucket List

"Now all I have to do is poop in the morning," Logan said, drying off his hands.

"What?" I asked.

"Yeah, then I'll be done with my potty list.  It's all the things I want to do on the potty."

Mazel tov.

- 21 March 2014

It's a Valentine's Thing

"I saved the cheese heart sandwich thing for you too," Logan said, proudly.  "It kind of tastes really bad," he added.

Wow, I really don't know what to say except, thanks...I think.

- 14 February 2014

First It's the Pencils

...next it's the cat.

 

 

- 11 February 2014