Monday, May 30, 2016

Friday, May 27, 2016

Get Used To It

Logan and I sat together watching TV in the dining room with Logan planted squarely on my lap.  As per usual, there was a great deal of fidgeting and general wiggliness. 
"Did you just toot?" I asked, trying unsuccessfully to shove him off.
"You should get used to this," he said.  "I farted a lot on Mom's lap while you were in the hospital."
[crickets]

[stinky crickets]

- 17 May 2016

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Mediocre

Hand-made Christmas greeting from the first grade.



For Mom and Dad
From Logan

You have been the best parents ever.  Well, not the best parents ever.  You have been good.  Anyway, I love you Mom and Dad.  I hope you are having a great Christmas.  Well, I love you.  I hope you have a great Christmas and I love you.  Bye.  I love you, bye.  Oh, yeah, xoxoxo.

Signed, Logan

- December 2015