“I think we should chop down the apple tree and plant a hundred maple trees. Then our family can be known for our maple syrup.”
“I don’t want to cut down the apple tree,” I said, as though it were really a thing. “Besides, you know what I think our family should be known for?”
“What?” he asked politely.
“Being nice,” I declared.
“Well, that isn’t happening,” he muttered.
Screw you jerk child! Hmm, wait a second, maybe he’s on to something.
- 21 May 2018