ISS

Ashley, Ethan and I were sitting around the family room chatting.

"Has Justin ever gone to ISS (In School Suspension)?" Ethan asked.

"No," Ashley replied.

Ethan looked crestfallen.

"ISS was terrible, but I got a good nap out of it," he said.

Oh good Lord, what exactly are we learning here?

- 31 March 2015

Promises, Promises

"Okay, Dad, let me sit on your lap."

Dead silence.

"What?!  I won't fart."

- 9 March 2015

Useless Chair

"Hey Dad, hold still."

- 7 March 2015