Hypyotist

Sweetheart, why are you swinging that yo-yo in my face?

"You're peeing in your pants," he whispered.  "You're peeing in your pants.  You're peeing in my, eh, your pants."

Why do I suddenly get the feeling that someone is going to have to have his pants washed?  The sooner you hypnotize one of us, the sooner I'll be able to start the laundry.

- 7 July 2012