Instructions

"Daaad."

The familiar heralding rang up the stairs, followed by stomping and indistinguishable admonishments.  Logan appeared.

"Dad, I told the kitty to come up stairs but he didn't follow my instructions."

Yeah, he's dumb like that.

I found myself being stared down by an expression that indicated I was to take immediate remedial action.

"He didn't, huh?"

"No, but he wants to come upstairs," Logan insisted.

"Hmm," I said.

As a matter of interest, were you wearing that Decepticon mask - the one that alters your voice and makes you sound like a demon robot - the entire time you were "instructing" the kitty?

- 2 July 2012