Monday, February 16, 2015

So Sweet


"Mom,
I hope you are doing well
I love you
I hope you have a great day
From Logan"

So sweet! Also, why do I look like Diana Ross?



- 11 February 2015

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

The Lady's Man

"Dad, I've been kissed four times at school," Logan announced.
"Really?" I asked.  "By whom?"
"By Noel and Sophia.  They can't kiss me, they don't have permission and I'm older than they are."
Oh yeah?  Correct me if I'm wrong, but they don't seem to be waiting for permission.

- 27 January 2015

Monday, February 2, 2015

Multiple Choice

"Dad, what did you think I was calling you for...a bunch of hot dogs?"
A)  I am five years old and I'm trying to master the art of sarcasm.
B)  I am five years old and I just learned how to cook hot dogs.
C)  This question really has nothing to do with hot dogs.
D)  Oh man, now I'm hungry.

- 20 November 2005

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Alexander Graham Who?

Ashley was bringing Justin home from the Y.  Justin was disappointed about his friend Jacob not being able to spend the night.  Ashley told him not to be upset because he could always call Jacob on the phone and talk to him.  Justin was incredulous. 
"Mom, only old people do that."
"Not only old people do that," she replied.  "People your age (11) do that.  I used to do that all the time when I was your age."
"That's what I mean - people from 'back then,'" Justin said. 
"But Jacob has a cell phone."
"Mom, he doesn't talk on it!" 
"I've seen him talk on it plenty of times."
"He's talking to his dad...an old person!"
- 13 January 2012