Relax

What he said.

"You need to take me to the park so you can relax."

What I heard.

"You need to take me to the park where you'll be stressed out trying to keep an eye on me while I play with 100 other kids on two sets of play equipment while you worry about whether or not I've been kidnapped or wandered off with strangers."

Great.  Sign me up.

- 26 April 2015