Whew

"Dad, I know where babies come from," Logan announced.

Oh dear.  I looked up.  Can't you just enjoy being six?

"Oh, you do, huh?" I asked, skeptically.

"Yeah, your privates," he said.

He pointed to his butt.

I shook my head and raised my eyebrows.

He pointed to his crotch.

I nodded.

He giggled.

"Oh, your vagina," he said, as though the entire world made sense to him now.

Well, not yours or mine, but yes.

After that, he was thoroughly grossed out.

- 30 April 2015