The Eulogy

Logan was busy presiding over the eulogy for his bath time toys when I inadvertently committed some sort of faux pas.

"Dad, you inturrupted the death sequence ritual."

Did I?

"What?" I asked. 

"Wait," he said, "what's it called, you know, the ceremony?"

"A funeral?" I ventured. 

"Right!"

- 3 July 2016

Things a Mother of Boys Would Never Say

Oh, wait...no, she did.

"Please stop being gross."

"Get your foot out of my butt."

"Why are you wet, gross!"

"What is this, annoying day?  Come on!"

- 30 June 2016

Eww

"Hey, Mom," he said, "feel that wetness?"

I never saw her foot jerk away so fast.

- 1 July 2016