Roommates

When Justin found out that Ashley was pregnant, he was seven years old and already had four-year-old brother.

"If it's a boy he can stay in my room...if it's a girl, Ethan can have her!"

- 22 January 2008

Cheeky Monkey

"When I die and go to God, I'm gonna tell Him I want to go home.  It's a little bit boring at God's place."

Just be sure to take a glass of ice water if you're going to be fresh.  There may be a detour.

- 12 November 2004

Animal Crackers

"I don't like these but they sure are good!"

Would you like a glass of milk to wash down the crazy...or are you good?

- 17 June 2005

5-Year-Old-Math

"Mom, what's the number none?"

- 23 March 2006

Perception Is Reality

"SpongeBob got a cookie.  I want a cookie.  That's not fair!"

Which part's not fair, again?  The part where you didn't get a cookie or the part where I have to explain to your mother why a two-year-old is watching TV?  Damn, now I want a cookie!

- 20 November 2005

Done and Done

"Dad...you really should say sorry for ruining my life."

Wow!  I'm way ahead of schedule.  You're only four.  I had better get started on your brother.

- 19 October 2005

It's Good to Have a Plan

One afternoon, Justin stood in the doorway watching me change his brother's dirty diaper.

"If I have to do that, I'm not gonna get married.  I'm gonna make my wife do it or I'll throw away her jewelry."

I always say, it's good to have a plan.

- 22 February 2006