Traumatic Colored Glasses

While on an early morning walk I mentioned to my oldest son that I would soon be wearing glasses.

"WHAT? You're going to get glasses? I don't want you to wear glasses!"

Umm, okay.

"Dad I don't want to look at you while you're wearing glasses."

Well, since the sight of my plain face is borderline traumatic I guess I'll know exactly what to do if I want you to go away...punk.  I assured him that I could still see well enough to aim a swift kick at his behind.

- 12 September 2011