Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Christmas Cookies

As each member of the family pulled up a chair to the dining room table, preparing to decorate Christmas cookies, Justin appeared and plopped himself down.
"Do we have any flesh color?" he asked the room at large, surveying the frosting choices.  "I want to make a penis."
Silence filled the room while Justin picked out a candy cane cookie.
"I want to give it to grandma.  I think she'll enjoy a penis cookie."
What do you say to that?  All we could do was shake our heads and be grateful that there was no flesh colored frosting.

- 23 December 2014

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