My Wife's Lament

My wife flopped down on the bed next to me.  This is the point at which she had had enough.

"Weeding bites wind and so do cats.

And being a maid.

I have done nothing but clean up boy crap for five days and host sleepovers, which are very different than the ones I used to have.  These involve eating and drinking everything in the house, trying to sneak out, staying up all night watching video games, and not bathing for days.

It's going to take me years to get the boy smell out of my basement!

One kid's been here three days.  We may have accidentally adopted him. 

Okay two days, but it seems like more. 

I may also be exaggerating about the number of days I've been cleaning, but it sucks so I get an extra one."

- 10 April 2015