Sunday, October 27, 2019

Thirty, Maybe?

After learning of his younger brother’s accident. 
“WTF, Ethan?!  How fast were you going?” Justin demanded from across the kitchen. 
“Thirty, maybe,” Ethan said, shrugging his shoulders. 
“Holy sh**, that’s a school zone!  What were you thinking?”
My wife and I, who were watching with great interest, exchanged surprised glances.  Justin, who was himself a teenager, was upset with Ethan for speeding in a school zone?  Something was up.  But, before Ethan could draw breath...
“You weren’t going 30! Justin exclaimed.  The only person that’s allowed to go 30 in a school zone is me!”
Ah, there it is. 


You probably can't tell, but the car is only resting on two wheels.

- 9 October 2019

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