Friday, December 7, 2012

Big What Now?

We join our characters on a typical Wednesday morning.  I have already left for work.  The boys are "ready" for school and are busily playing their standard game of Jack-Ass while Ashley is desperately trying to do her hair without interruption.
"Ooo, rub that in my hair," Ethan said, passing by the bathroom and catching sight of the can.
"No, I don't think so," Ashley said.  There was undoubtedly a "who do you think you're kidding" look that I wish I could have been there to see.
"You're right.  My hair is already big and sexy," he replied, running both hands through his hair and shaking his rear end.
Yikes.

- 28 November 2012

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Listening Ears


Logan made these "listening ears" at preschool this afternoon.  I had a different name for them but we'll just stick with listening ears.

- 5 December 2012

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Really Young Love

There is nothing like a three-year-old, preschool romance.
"Matilda is the girl of my dreams, Dad!"
- 23 April 2007

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Popular

On Friday afternoon, I went to pick Logan up from preschool.
"Dad, I hope my friends don't miss me or they will cry for two whole days," he informed me.
That's oddly specific.
"They will?" I asked.
"Yeah, they will fuss and moan."
Hmm.  That's quite an effect you have on them.  With my friends, it's the other way around - if I'm not gone for two whole days...

- 12 October 2012

Monday, December 3, 2012

Wardrobe Malfunction

"Oh magic, oh magic, oh magic shoes, return to Logan's super hero suit so I can get dressed."
I hate it when my shoes wander off like that - it makes it so difficult to save the world.

- 15 August 2012

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Buffet Menu

Meanwhile, back at the Old Country Buffet...
"Can I go get some ice cream now?" Justin asked, displaying his clean plate.
"Just wait for a few more minutes until we're all ready to go," Ashley suggested.
"Okay, but you can't say 'no'.  I ate a butt-load of carrots."
How vivid.

- 1 December 2012

Saturday, December 1, 2012

I Spy

See if you can spy the following objects:


"Oh, look!  A peahawk and a corn flake."

...and by peahawk, he means peacock...and by peacock, he means pink flamingo...as for the flake, well, I can think of at least one.

- 1 December 2012