As you learn to speak Boy, you must develop the ability to change topics of conversation at the speed of light and without warning. Dismiss any preconceived notions that there will be any common thread among these topics and embrace the random confusion that is Boy. Remember these sage words, "The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." - Jack Handey
Only moments before we had been discussing the pros and cons of handing out Dora the Explorer valentines to fellow preschoolers. Without warning...
"When I grow up I'm gonna be Batman and save the world. And when I grow up again I'm gonna be Robin."
Fine. Meanwhile, I'm still working on growing up the first time.
- 11 February 2012
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