Double Jeopardy

A five-year-old Ethan climbed into the van after school and attempted to get himself fastened into his seat.  There was an eternity of struggling and commotion.  The effort was tremendous.  At long last came the click of the seat belt.  Ethan deflated into his seat and let out an enormous sigh of relief.

"Whew, it's a good thing my two girl friends didn't see that!"

- 20 January 2009