Science Fiction Horror Comedy

To have boys is to surrender certain inalienable rights and privileges.  Privacy is the first sacrifice that comes to mind.  I have no illusions that this is true of any parent but I can personally attest to the certainty of this condemnation as the father of boys.

Logan busted in on me while I was in the shower this morning - again.  His only complaint?  He couldn't find the news channel on television.  Normally, I would be pleased that a child of that age was interested in the news...but I knew better.  He only wanted the news because that's the only way he could watch TV on a weekday morning.

Suddenly, the memory of last night's TV watching surfaced in my brain and I remembered what channel the television had been on when I shut it off.  Oh, surely not.

Tremors!

Sure enough, when I emerged from the shower...there it was.  Who on earth is watching Tremors at 6 o'clock on a Monday morning...besides my son?

To-do List:

• Find pants
• Activate V-Chip
• Hide remote

Not necessarily in that order.

- 5 March 2012